Sait It Ain’t So! Momma Elsa Off the Air?

Much like Bravo’s Andy Cohen, we here at El Zonkey Show though we were “incapable of loving” until one Momma Elsa Patton crossed our path.

Stunning Beauty Alert!

Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives’ unveils its latest stunner

Frankenfoods

Domo, but no domo. Our regular look at bastardized Mexican food is back!

Are you ready for some Fútbol Americano?

Using the best Mexico has to offer, El Zonkey Show offers a solution to a cheerleader-less Super Bowl