Get out El Pepto!
That’s Candlemas to you, whitey.
Looking for artist to “describe what Jarritos means to them,” the popular Mexican soda pop company announced a call for submissions for its “Flavor City” campaign.
¡Yo Quiero Toddler!
Step away from the sandwich…
SANTA TERESA, N.M.–Sleep soundly tonight. Border Patrol agents have effectively removed 385 pounds of contraband bologna off the streets.
It is unknown if Austin Powers supervillain Johan van der Smut aka Goldmember “looooves” Tequila, ice pops and over-priced novelty items; but if he did he’d be in hog heaven in Cabo San Lucas’ Marquis Los Cabos Resort, thanks to their latest poolside treat.
Chips in Space
We Mexicans have a unique brand of humor (we have a colorful holiday dedicated to death, for Chrissake), but to the untrained eye it can sometimes come off as crass and insensitive.
The largest manufacturer of corn and flour tortillas in the world, Monterrey-based tyrant Gruma has purchased the Albuquerque Tortilla Company for $8.8 million, and some Albuquerqueans are pissed.