Everything I know, I learned from watching Telenovelas

No. 5 Every day is hump-day

Feliz Zonkey-dad!

Just like we informed a couple of weeks back, Santa told Prancer and the crew to take a hike and made an early arrival on Tijuana’s famed Avenida Revolución on a Zonkey-led sleigh. The kicker? The Rodney Dangerfield of the animal kingdom finally got the respect it deserves and made it all the way to the front … Continue reading

Tales From Copyright Infringement

Break out the monocle

Top 10 Worst Holiday Gifts for Mexicans

  I see you eyeing that rapping Chihuahua plush at the Walgreens holiday aisle and I know you’re tempted. Just remember güero—while most appreciate a good gag gift and we Mexicans are renowned for our unique brand of humor (we include a devil figurine in our nativity scene for Christ’s sake), Gorge Lopez you are not. … Continue reading

Everything I know I learned from watching telenovelas

No. 4 Johnny be bad. Real bad.

Frankenfoods

Our first look into the bizzare world of Americanized Mexican food

Mother Christ, Superstar

Thousands gather at San Diego church to pay tribute to Mexico’s “Queen”

Tales From Copyright Infringement

Boop-Oop-A-Doop edition

BREAKING NEWS: It’s gonna be a Zonkey Christmas

File under: OMG! Huge festival planned for December 15th on Avenida Revolución

Everything I know I learned from watching telenovelas

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