Separated at Birth

Right: baby Danica May Camacho, the symbolic seven billionth recorded birth; Left: Legendary Argentinian first lady Eva Perón.

It was with great fanfare that baby Danica was received today in a Manila, Philippines hospital. Weighing  just  5.5 pounds, she came out the womb a month earlier than expected because like her doppelgänger it’s clear this little, high-riding descamisada calls the shots.

According to news reports, the newborn was showered with gifts, including a chocolate cake and a gift certificate for shoes.

Shit better be Dior.

Baby Danica image via / Evita image via

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