Organized Crime Cartel Issues ‘Code of Conduct’ Booklet

The Selena Gomez of Mexican organized crime cartels, The Knights Templar has issued a 22-page pocket-size “code of conduct” the AP reports.  

In it, the fledgling Michoacán-based guerrilla group which takes its name from the medieval order of the Soldiers of Christ,  states messages like  “God is the truth and there is no truth without God,” as well as cult-like manifestos on materialism, women’s rights and not killing for money.

If you ask us, we liked it better the first time when it was called “Money Can’t Buy You Class”

Countess Luann, take it away:

Knights Templar shield image via.

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