Bootleg Bologna Czar’s Image Released!

It was the news the shook Delis from Tijuana to Nogales and beyond: Close to 175 kilos of counterfeit Mexican bologna were recently seized in Santa Teresa, NM.  

Very few details about the perp have been released by Border Patrol authorities, but our sources in the FDA tell us that it’s part of a broader illegal luncheon meat operation which follows the female-led narco-telenovela trend we reported on in early 2011 (waay before NPR did, btw).   

Behold the leaked image of the   Cold Cut Capo:


Your move, Gaga.

Featured image via. La Reina del Subway image via.

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