My Bologna Has a First Name: It’s B-U-S-T-E-D

SANTA TERESA, N.M.–Sleep soundly tonight. Border Patrol agents have effectively removed 385 pounds of contraband bologna off the streets.

It’s hard out there for a pimp. A 33-year-old would-be cold cut tsar learned that the hard way last Friday just before 7am, when sniffing dogs at the Santa Teresa port of entry went loony.

The Ciudad Juárez man who was later slapped with a one thousand dollar fine, had stashed 385 pounds (35 rolls) of bologna behind the driver’s seat of his 2003 pickup truck.

It’s estimated the luncheon meat had an estimated street value of $2,700, or some four hundred sandwiches.

Its torta equivalent was not available as of press time.

Weird Al, take it away…

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