Univision to Beat Bravo at Their Own ‘Real Housewives’ Game?

They might not have Camille Grammer’s naturally surprised face, Teresa Giudice’s stunning hairline  or a real live Countess, but Univision’s TeleFutura is kicking off a Real Housewives-esque series of their own.

Dubbed Latinas VIP, the series set to debut Monday, May 2 and will follow the lives of five Miami ladies whose hair volume is surpassed only by their delusions of grandeur.

“Latinas VIP will take TeleFutura afternoons by storm,” a press release for the show says. “Viewers will get to witness everything, from the parties and trips to the conflicts with their families and significant others. Nothing will be left uncovered… not even scandal,” it continues.

The cast includes “the queen of Pasito DuranguenseDiana Reyes; wife of baseball superstar Sammy Sosa, Sonia Sosa; Mexican “singer and TV personality” Jazmin López (who btw we’ve never heard of before); sexy Argentinean model rumored to have dated Luis Miguel, Estefanía Colombo; and the sassy señorita who we predict will school them all, Puerto Rico’s answer to Snooki, baseball star divorcée Maripily.

Attention Univision exec’s: if you want a real home run, cast Momma Elsa Patton, stat! DVR’s across the nation have not been the same without her, and she has more sex appeal in her malformed lower lip than all these ho’s combined.

Behold all the glamour (if you dare) in the teaser bellow:

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