Frankenfoods

The theory that Taco Bell’s product development team consists of a rag-tag team of stoners has finally been proven.

Behold their latest test product: Doritos Locos Tacos, currently being tested in Toledo, Ohio.

In a move that makes the Frito Bandido seem not that offensive, the Frankencreation powehouse’s latest product consists of their regular taco contents housed inside a nacho cheese Dorito shell.

Insert Nancy Kerrigan screaming “WHY!? WHY?!” here

Could a Cooler Ranch Chalupa be next?

The jury is still out, but the new product seems to be catching on.

“It’s everything I expected and more,” says a man who posted his taste test on YouTube. “I walked into heaven,” he continues, the orange dust frosting his upper lip:

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