Quetzalcóatl Enigma Solved

For centuries, much has been speculated over the “feathered serpent” deity Quetzalcóatl. Was he an alien? Was he Nessie? Was he Jesus H. Christ on a summer vacay to Teotihuacan?

Well, the good folks over at KIA Motors have finally solved the mystery: he’s a mid-size sedan that traveled back in time trough an extraterrestrial vortex that opened after it was hijacked by a Highway Patrolman, stolen by a supervillain and almost nabbed by Poseidon.

Take that! History books.

It’s quite simple, really:

Not be outdone, the marketing team at Ford is rebranding the F-150 as a modern man’s Huitzilopochtli.

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