Taco Bell Burrito Sparks Gun Fight

We called it.

Nothing good could have come out of the Apocalyptic decision to stuff Taco Bell’s franken-creations with Fritos.  

Our point is now embodied in the shape of 37-year old Ricardo Jones, who upset over the 50 cent price increase of the fast food chain’s Beefy Crunch Burrito, pulled a handgun and a rifle at the unsuspecting drive-thru attendant and was later in a 3 hour standoff with Texas authorities outside a Roadway Inn motel.  

Restaurant manager Brian Tillerson, 41, said his employees told him a customer was upset about the price of the Beefy Crunch Burrito. “They did use to be 99 cents, but that was just a promotion,” Tillerson said. “He pointed a gun at me, and he fired it. I leaned to the side and there was a pop but nothing happened.”

The San Antonio Express-News reports.

Thankfully, no one was hurt.

Your move, Book of Revelation.

Burrito warrior image by M. Crackaz

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