Viagra to Be Available in Gum Form

Candy-peddling children at the border to swap trademark saying “chicle, chicle?” for “stiffy, stiffy?”

In a surprising move, the good people at Pfizer pharmaceuticals strapped on the saddle to the seventh horse of the Apocalypse and announced it will introduce chewable Viagra in Mexico.

In development for over four years and dubbed Viagra Jet, the boner gum will pop a tent starting March 21.

“It’s a new alternative for patients and doctors,” Beatriz Romero, Pfizer’s marketing manager in Mexico told Reuters.

“The chewable format could appeal to patients, particularly those who can’t swallow the tablets,” she posits.

Second in line only to Brazil, the U.S. drug giant says Mexico is their biggest Latin-american market, with an estimated number of 6 million impotent caballeros according to a 2001 study published in Mexican Urology Magazine.

Someone get us a subscription to that mag, stat!

Pfizer further disclosed that upwards of 3 million Viagra pills are sold in Mexico each year, and though Viagra Jet will only be available in that country, expansion to other international markets could come if the proper “legal permits” are obtained.  

Surprised by the erection chicle and not to be outdone, makers of Levitra are in talks with Paleta Payaso to develop their own stiffy-inducing candy treat.

Valiendo verga…y bien parada!

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  1. Thank for sharing, you have nice blog.

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