Everything I know I learned from watching Telenovelas

Gato NegroNo. 10

Need someone to fall desperately in love with you? Want to get that hussy out of your way to get what’s yours? Need to act out vengeance on your mother-in-law for that time she convinced you to wear that horrible dress?

Ask around. Out of you staff of 4 groundskeepers, 7 ranch hands, 3 house mistresses, 2 governesses and 8 maids, one of them is bound to practice black magic.

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