I give you: the spaghetti taco.

It was first featured on Nickelodeon‘s iCarly show; though I would rather think it got its origins as a queef let out by the Cholula Sauce lady after being pounded by Chef Boyardee.

Per The New York Times (yup, The New York Times):

“Spaghetti tacos has made it possible to eat spaghetti in your car,” he said. “It’s a very important technological development. You don’t even need a plate.”

Probably the first time “technological development” and “tacos” have been mentioned in the same sentence since the development of Beano.

If you think this piece of Ragu wrongness is just a flash in the flauta pan? Think again. It’s slowly making its way to school lunch menus and proving to be the sexy, cholo-fied equivalent to Sloppy Joes, ese.

You can find a very illustrative video recipe bellow, though let it be known that much like those moms who’d rather have their kids smoke meth inside the house rather than on the streets, I do not condone it.

Somewhere in his Wyoming McMansion, Taco John is crying mild sauce tears for not coming up with this monstrosity first.

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